The Legendary Heroin

Do you have what it takes to wield the holy lavatory brush and cleanse the world of the abysmal evil that sullied its face?

Then put on the fabled cooking pot helmet of brainwave absorption and start your journey into the lair of an army of spooky skeletons, hideous brain people and doddering spider abominations.

According to an old legend, the holy lavatory brush has been dunked in blessed toilet water.  This forbidden ritual granted it the ability to hurl feces. But beware. Do not soil yourself.

Fight your way through 18 levels full of enemies including 3 bosses. It should take around half an hour to finish, or longer if you die a lot (sad).

Gameplay:

• Kill all enemies in a level to open a portal to the next one
• The number on your helmet indicates how many enemies are still alive
• Projectiles (poop and bones) do not despawn unless they hurt something

Controls:

• Aim: move mouse across mousepad
• Shoot (single): press left mouse button
• Shoot (continuous): hold right mouse button
• Walk: w,a,s,d or arrow keys
• Zoom: scroll mouse wheel
• Pause/Skip intro: space

Trivia:

An advanced AI writes a new story for each playthrough of the game. With a complex algorithm it selects a random set of story fragments every single time to create more than 8 trillion (rough estimation) unique and emotionally touching deep lyrical masterpieces.